Friday, 24 August 2007

Extra, Extra Electorial Fraud Detected!

As a member of the Electorial Reform Society it is my sad duty to inform you of an electorial fraud undertaken by a young scalliwag of a Dutch Person. In the best Myramar traditions the vote shown is the exact opposity of the votes actualy cast. Consequently all right thinking members of the public should immediately build a camp outside of said Dutch persons home and chant loudly all night long, in fact if they were to bring alcohol it would not be unlike the party so unjustly cancelled so the whole thing would sort itself out anyway!

5 comments:

Marcel said...

In true Mel B style this blog posting lacks detail, fails to point out which Dutch person committed what fraud, how the detected fraud can be proved, and takes liberties with the English language (e.g., opposity) that no scallywagging scoundrel would rightfully allow.

I therefore move that Mel B will be forced to publicly defend herself, outside, in the rain, whilst droogs of the samba school stand in judgment (sheltered, thank you), banging drums of various kind in a loud and enchanting manner.

All those in favour say "Ni"

Remko said...

Ni!

Marcel said...

Well, that's it! The Ni's have it!

Paul said...

Oars, people. Oars.

Brian D. said...

It's going to be cold, Melanie.

I'm all for your quest for democracy and support you in principle and spirit. . . But I'll rug up at home.